Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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