So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
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Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
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Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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