I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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