I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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