Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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