Passed out watching pirates of caribbean with vodka in hand. Woke up to jenna jameson, with vodka gone.
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
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We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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