Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Get my husband this drunk again I will rip off your balls off with my bare hands and then cut them up with a dirty axe like fish bits. Do you understand me? DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?! See you at breakfast, FUCK FACE. I'll shove that bottle of Jamison so far up your ass you'll still be praying in 2020 you can take a shit! Seriously, you make it hard to be your best friend.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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