She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
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Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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