idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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