a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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