After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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