I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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