I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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