My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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