yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Success! We fucked roommates!
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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