she was so not down for the gang bang
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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