On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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