the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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