Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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