do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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