A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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