yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
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She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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