Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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