come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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