I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
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