is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
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I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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