Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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