love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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