physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
My life is a joke. Told everyone last night that they could call me Mrs. McCormick because I'm gonna end up alone with a handle of peach vodka anyways.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
I got inside last night via doggy door
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I see more hoeing in ur future
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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