I'm sorry my penis didn't work
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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