shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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