at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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