Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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