If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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