Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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