belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
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I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
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Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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