Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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