hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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