You don't have asthma, your pregnant
I haven't been this sober since birth.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
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We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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