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i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
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Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
We were in the uber and you were crying because you wanted to be an Olympic gymnast. The driver tried to console you and you just cried harder
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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