As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
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When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
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I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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