If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
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