Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
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I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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