Heybabeimwearingurpanties
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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