This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He called his prostate his "boner button".
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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