I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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