You're completely useless in the revolution.
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
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10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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