i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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