Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
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I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
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I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
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