You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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