And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
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